Thomas Luna didn't give us a bio, so that means we get to make stuff up about him.
Thomas was born in Tibet to a family of goat herders and and was discovered by Bea Arthur on her international tour of "And Then There's Bea" while performing for the Dalai Lama in Dharamshala, India.
Then he moved to Belvidere, Illinois and we think he did some theater and stuff. There's a photo on Facebook of him dressed as Charlie Brown.
We're pretty sure Thomas is thrilled to be a part of The West Side Show Room's first plays: Sleeping Beauty, or Coma and Vampire Lesbians of Sodom. In Sleeping Beauty he plays an office temp named Enid Wetwhistle who is transformed into 60's fashion superstar Briar Rose.
If you wanna see this hottie in drag, reserve your tickets for Vampire Lesbians today!